Super insults ππππππππ
Smart answer by a female...
On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him...
'Nice perfume.....which one is it?...
I want to gift it to my wife..!!'
Lady
'Don't give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!'
πππ
A letter from a teacher to a parent:
Dear Parent,
Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.
Parent's answer:
Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Don't smell him,Teach him......
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Mother to Son:
Who is Aziz Sultan ?
Son : Don't know π
Mother : Sometime give attention to study also
Son to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty ?
Mother : Don't know
Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also
ππππππππ
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A cute excuse:
Teacher- why are you late?
Student- Mom & dad were fighting.
Teacher- so what makes U late if dey were fighting?
Student- one shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's..
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Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why ?
Wife : Rascal, yesterday
I gave him food today he gave me a book
How to Cook !!! ππππ
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Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working.
Wife: did u drink?????
Husband : no
Wife: Idiot then why are you typing on suitcase
ππππ»π
Don't laugh alone. Pass it on πππ to your buddies..
Smart answer by a female...
On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him...
'Nice perfume.....which one is it?...
I want to gift it to my wife..!!'
Lady
'Don't give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!'
πππ
A letter from a teacher to a parent:
Dear Parent,
Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.
Parent's answer:
Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Don't smell him,Teach him......
πππ
ππππππ
..................................
Mother to Son:
Who is Aziz Sultan ?
Son : Don't know π
Mother : Sometime give attention to study also
Son to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty ?
Mother : Don't know
Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also
ππππππππ
..........................................
A cute excuse:
Teacher- why are you late?
Student- Mom & dad were fighting.
Teacher- so what makes U late if dey were fighting?
Student- one shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's..
ππππ
πππ»ππ·πΎπΎπππππππ
Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why ?
Wife : Rascal, yesterday
I gave him food today he gave me a book
How to Cook !!! ππππ
πππππ
Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working.
Wife: did u drink?????
Husband : no
Wife: Idiot then why are you typing on suitcase
ππππ»π
Don't laugh alone. Pass it on πππ to your buddies..
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